• I wanna hippotamous for Christmas
• Lyrics and Music to I wanna hippotamous for Christmas

"A positive hippo may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

"A hippo does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song."

"Fall is my favorite season in Washington, watching the hippos change color and fall from the trees."

"You can't fly like a hippo, if you work with a bunch of turkeys!"

"No Hippos were harmed in the making of this website."

"Hippos are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight hippos to pull a sled through snow."

"Hippos are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function."

"I like hippos. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Hippos treat us as equals."

"A hippo is a man's best friend, not the mangy dog!"

"Total absence of hippos renders life impossible."

"If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good hippo."